Here’s a shocker. I met another lawyer today that was a real jerk. And I told him that we was a jerk and that I was going to write about him on my blog – he naturally thought I was just blowing smoke, so I gave him my blog business card and told him to check it out in a day or two to see what I said.
The real moral of the story is not that I met another jerk lawyer or that all lawyers are jerks – you can go with that if you like, but there is a point to be made here. I got a call from a friend tonight who said that she and her husband were refinancing their house and that the lawyer who was doing the closing wanted them to meet him at the local McDonald’s to sign all the papers at 7pm in the evening. She asked if I would meet them there to look over the paperwork. This lawyer was obviously very threatened by having anyone there looking over his shoulder or questioning his procedures and he got very defensive with me, just saying over and over again that he was an attorney, and just who was I, and he has a license, and they just need to sign the papers. They just need to sign the papers now, this is the last day in 2010 that you can sign papers for a mortgage to fund in 2010. You just need to understand that this is how it is in 2010 in the mortgage business, you just have to sign now.
I found his manner so offensive, that I excused myself and left my friends there to deal with him. Here’s the lesson – don’t let anyone – a lawyer, car salesman, real estate agent or the man in the moon – tell you that this offer will never be available again, you have to sign now, don’t bother reading the small print, we just have to get this done, it’s now or never.
Here’s what’s now or never – once you sign the papers, it’s really, really, really hard to take it back. Don’t let anyone give you the bum’s rush. Don’t sign without reading the small print, especially if you’re being given the bum’s rush. And if it’s a lawyer rushing you and acting all defensive because you’re asking questions, then just tell him (or her) that you just don’t feel comfortable signing right now under these circumstances and if it costs a few dollars extra in the long run to do things the right way, then that’s what you want to do.
Actually, it’s the same “advice” I’ve been handing out since I started this blog – DON’T CHECK YOUR COMMON SENSE AT THE DOOR!!!
That’s it for 2010. Next year, I’ll tell you the story of how I sued my pest control company in small claims court and won without even going to court!




